Tuesday, July 22, 2008

My daily conclusion..

I have come to the conclusion..

That little boys..

ARE BAD AS HELL..

I mean are the little suckers born with horns or something??

My goodness..

The boys @ the school are the ones always fighting..and throwing wood chips..pushing people off of the swings..PEEING AND NUMBER 2-ING ON THEMSELVES...

One of the directors son..who is 4 flipped over a table because he was mad at the science teacher..

Then get this..all of the "disobedient" kids are in one classroom. Talk about stress..

When I get to work this morning, early I go into the "bad ass kids classroom"...

We go outside to let them play..

The lil dude* who isn't in the bad kids class, but needs to be* who is ALWAYS crying because he wants his mom..at inappropriate times..

Busted out crying when I spoke to him this morning..

It was so funny..me and the other teachers let out a giggle..

I have no sympathy for him..I am sorry.. I'm guessing he knows that I don't like him.. and I don't not like too many kids..but I have my list at that school..and when they fall or hurt themselves..I do not rush to do anything..unless their eyeball is hanging out..I've seen shelves fall on the bad asses because they decided to pull it down on themselves..I've seen a bad ass fall off of the stairs because he didn't want to listen to his mom..all I could do was giggle to myself..and say that's what you get!

But let something happen to one of my babies..the ones that I love..I'm right there!

Am I wrong? If so....Too bad..

Anyway that was the punch line of my day..

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Okay so the best post of the day..is mikes..about the haters..I couldn't have said it better..

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Silence in my world
Is just how I like it
Almost like I'm deaf
Only without the
.......Sign Language

Voices that invade my space
Who blow hot air
From the pit of despair
Are just wasting time
Because I'm not listening
and I quite frankly
I don't care

Because just like
If I was deaf
You would learn
My language
I wouldn't read lips
So I'm not hearing you
Talk shit

7 comments:

The Jaded NYer said...

when I taught I played favorites, too LOL

from what I've seen and what you described... I'm kinda happy now that I only have girls! I'd be snatching that boy up on a daily if he started acting a fool!

THE PRINCESS "CC" said...

HEY HON!!!

Am I the first to bless your post, if so, I'd like to thank Ms. Foia, my family, fans and friends...blah blah blah, just kidding!

Hmmmmmm...Little boys little boys, I couldn't imagine being a "teacher" and God bless you forreal, the most important job in our lives, you all shape our leaders. But I bet you've witnessed some pretty FUNNY things, do they fight a lot? Do they wipe their butts, boys, usually stink???. Now back to this "bad boy" business, my son is such a handfull, I have to force him to stay clean, I tell, "little girls" love clean men, now I have no problem getting him to stay FRESH, he's very affectionate, too affectionate actually I tell him no, because if he's doing it to me, I'm sure he'll do it to little girls, he's only four, so I pray and ask God to help me raise this man...he's growing up too fast, he's not a trouble maker, but definitely will be a heart breaker....

She Draws said...

The little kid burst into tears because you spoke to him? Buddy sounds a little bi-polar don't you think? LOL

Muze said...

haha. love the verse. not hearing people talk shit is great. lol.

and i used to work at a camp and there was this one little boy that i SWEAR was the devil's spawn. whew.

i think the good ones make up for it though.

Dreamy said...

lmao at you!!!

no you aint bad mami, i give you props cause aint no way i could be around kids all damn day. aint no way, so kudos to you!!!

love the poem

Anonymous said...

Well, boys will be boys :)

Don said...

and when they fall or hurt themselves..I do not rush to do anything..unless their eyeball is hanging out.

...too funny.